The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
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