question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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