I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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