i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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