why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
