i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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