i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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