u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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