hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
