Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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