well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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