I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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