Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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