she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I have poison ivy on my dick
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...