So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize