I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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