how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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