what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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