Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Well I just put wine in my tea
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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