Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
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I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize