this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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