Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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