Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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