I'm passing your future prison.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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