Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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