god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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