If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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