used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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