That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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