Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
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I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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