Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
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I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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