Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
it glows. i had to have it.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i want to swaddle you in tequila
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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