i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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