why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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