the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
So much rum. So many feels.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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