Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
It's blow job season.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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