Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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