She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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