Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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