i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
