But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Dear god my vagina.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
