Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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