So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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