Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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