we're chasing vodka with high fives
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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