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i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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