I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
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Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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