i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
