Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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