Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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