I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
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I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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