I think scott just propositioned me for sex
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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