I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
you are never too drunk for berry picking
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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