I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
