there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
this just has baby written all over it
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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