We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Randomize
